It’s been a while since my last rhyme, I thought that it was time
To loosen up my pencil grip and let some verses chime
Sometimes ‘prose’ just will not do, to get your thoughts out loud
Especially when your brain is kind of chillin’ on a cloud
Life is pretty smooth right now, I’m doing what I love
My corset, heels and skirt are tough, but give my boobs a shove
Food’s been feeling good, I guess. I think I’m eating more.
But if I were to be real frank, I really can’t be sure
You think you’re making changes but is it all just in your head?
You know you’re stuck , but simply choose to carry on instead
I’m focusing on quality, my hormones are my aim
This shift of thinking helps to give the numbers much less claim
My tush is on a seat more than it ever was before
My nighttime “snack” has grown to be “why not have handfuls more?”
Now changing subject, as a girlfriend I have lost the prize
How Dan is sticking right on by has got mesmerized
My time I give to him is sparse, my dedication’s small
How do you be a girlfriend when you’re too busy to call?
Busy with your job and life but also with your need
to be alone – an introvert – see that’s more to my speed
But when you have a partner you should really let this pass
For shouldn’t being with them kick alone time in the ass?
Oh look how this is turning into one big pity crawl
I mean it when I say that this was not my thought at all
Other thoughts that pass right through are “oh my god I’m broke.”
And “but now my picture won’t be nice without that broken yoke!”
I love this blog but oh my gosh how many that there are!
How much we love to gawk at food is really quite bizarre.
Sometimes I feel like blogging is a game we like to play
To get our numbers higher than they were the previous day
But mine is just a dusting on a massive layered cake
A place to practice speaking out, where little risks I take
Okay I’m done, my thoughts are out, at least a few for now
Before I spurt another word, I’ll kindly bid you – Ciao
(And thank you to Amanda, for providing us a spot
To think some crazy, heart felt, silly, random, rhyming thought)
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